Yurimaguas to Iquito boat ride

ATTENTION! This is the Peruvian coast guard and we want to board your vessel since we have had radio transmissions from other sleeping Peruvians on board that there are 4 gringos talking loudly at night at one corner of the ship in a very suspicious way and the smell of marijuana is reeking throughout all 3 decks of the ship where even the cows are getting high. We will anchor to your ship over night for a quick investigation and then leave the next morning.
Thank you for your cooperation.